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On the twelfth day of Christmas, heathere3 sent to me...
Twelve lucy_annes drumming
Eleven joannahurleys piping
Ten crystalsus a-leaping
Nine littleblueghosts dancing
Eight medievalneedles a-milking
Seven ambermoones a-swimming
Six maxplaysgames a-laying
Five ji-i-i-imhines
Four jaybabcocks
Three aghalidefairies
Two dddimons
...and a cross-stich in a peemonkey.
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clown

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In June I gave ladybird97 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In April I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Sunday I turned bearly_here in for spitting (3 points). In August I gave dddimon a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Saturday I punched staceytippin in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (32 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!

Sincerely,
heathere3

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clown

Questions, questions

I finally jumped in on the "ask me 5 questions" thing doing the round. These are from Awesome Matt..

1) LOng Island vs. Canada: WHich do you like better and why?
Both for very different reasons. A bit of a cop out answer, but true none the less. I love Canada because it's where I was born, where I grew up, where I fell in love, and where all my family lives. I love LI because I have a great job here, a decent place, awesome friends, and access to anything I want at any time. I hate the medical system here with such a passion it's not funny. If I'd grown up here, I'd have had to have declared bankruptcy at 21 years old due to medical bills. As was, all I had to do was get myself to hospital and back. I am desperate to be able to take part in the political system here. But it'll be another 8 years before I can vote. And then only if USCIS finally gets it's head out of the sand and improves their record. And given the 8.5 years it took to get our Greencards in the first place, I'm not overly hopeful. But if I had to choose between them, I guess I already did. I didn't take the job I was offered in Canada two years ago.


2) Working in the pharma industry must be fun sometimes. What's the weirdest thing you've ever handled?
Sadly I don't get weird stuff to handle. Most fun was watching my colleague (of dubious character) as I had to destroy 300 grams of pure oxycodone. (That's enough to make about 300,000 tablets...)


3) Ears or neck...one must be sensitive. Which one!
Both! I am such a ticklish person it's not funny. Well, actually it is, but you get my drift! :P


4) In the immortal words of the Reverend Horton Heat, Liquor, Beer, or Wine?
Ummm, none? I can drink or take my arthritis meds. I like to walk...


5) Favorite RPG?
I'm sad, lame and boring. I haven't actually played many systems. Living Greyhawk because of all the friends I've made through it. I'm not touching 4th ed with a ten foot pole though...

If you want in, leave me a comment (on either blog) and I'll respond with questions for you!
clown

Reminder

Since I'm getting more active on LJ lately, and people might be trying to come read my blog. It actually resides at blog.xvart.com .

HAGD everyone!
clown

My Annual LJ post...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Monday I helped karistan across the street (6 points). Last Thursday ambermoone and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last month I helped handlebar605 see the light (8 points). In October I pulled randimason's hair (-5 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-40 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
heathere3

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clown

Dear Santa

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I turned dddimon in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In October I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In July I bought porn for lwoodbloo (10 points). Last Wednesday I helped ambermoone see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (346 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!

Sincerely,
heathere3

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